Heaven

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if anymore freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a few second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right." God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?" Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."


Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.
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How to Track Facebook Profile Visitors?


1. Log in your Facebook Account.

2. By Default you are on Facebook
Home Page But If you are not Go
to Facebook Home.

3. Press CTRL+U and a New Window
Open Where you see the Source
Code of Facebook Page or You
can also Do it By Right Click >>
Open Source Code.

4. Now Press CTRL+F and Search
for this InitialChatFriendsList
and You will see that Many
Profile ID’s starting with 1000 is
the Facebook Profile ids. You
can Pick up any ID to see who is
visit your Profile. In Below
Picture You see that there are
many People who View Facebook
Profiles Secretly.

5. Use These Profile ID’s like
www.facebook.com/ID and Paste
in Browser URL and See People
who Watching you.
6. These all are Facebook Profile
IDs who is Visiting your Facebook
Profile.

7. Now you need to Pick Each of
Profile Code and use this Process
Again and Again. This is Little
Complicated but 100% Working
Trick


This is Very Easy Trick to Track
Facebook Profile Visitor and See Who
is Watching you in Their Free Time
and It may be your Lover, Hater,
Relative or a Friend. Hackers are
also View your Facebook Profile first
before to perform an attack on your
Facebook Account.

ROBOT FOR SALE: 

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. 
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. 
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. 
The son says, "I did some homework." 
The robot slaps the son. 
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." 
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" 
Son says, "Toy Story." 
The robot slaps the son. 
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." 
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was." 
The robot slaps the father. 
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." 
The robot slaps the mother. 
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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. 
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. 

The perfect son

A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn't. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

C Program to Find Factorial of a Number

#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
    int n, i;
    unsigned int factorial = 1;

    printf("Enter an integer: ");
    scanf("%d",&n);

  
    if (n < 0)
        printf("Error! Factorial of a negative number doesn't exist.");

    else
    {
        for(i=1; i<=n; i++)
        {
            factorial *= i;              
        }
        printf("Factorial of %d = %u", n, factorial);
    }

    return 0;
}
Output
Enter an integer: 10
Factorial of 10 = 3628800

Quick Format Vs Full format

Quick format” and “full format” both belong to high-level formatting. As indicated by their name, they differ in the amount of time needed to complete a formatting.
A quick format will only erase the file table from the filesystem. The operating system will not locate any files without their index so when you look at the hard drive you would not see any data and assume the drive is erased. In fact, the files are actually still there untouched and can be accessed again with the right tool. This is how software like Hdata Recovery can recovery data from formatted disks. Their special algorithm enables you to scan, view and recovery any files you wish. Also the drive is not checked for bad sectors during quick format.
A Full format will write zero to the entire drive to overwrite (erase) the old data. The exact amount of time required to complete the process depends on the capacity of the HDD. The larger the capacity the longer it will take. As a Full Format would wipe your drives clean, the data stored on them will become unrecoverable. This is very useful when you are disposing of or recycling your hard drives containing senstive or personal information. Repeat the Full Format process serveral times to minimize data remanence (or ease paranoia). Additionally, A full format also checks the hard drive for bad sectors.